Meet Michael Vine from South Carolina.
Not sure if you noticed this about him, but he has a giant gun tattooed smack dab in the middle of his forehead. Did you notice it before I mentioned it? Don’t feel bad if you didn’t – it’s ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ type stuff.
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Genius Michael was spotted dumping a loaded .38 caliber revolver into some bushes after he was involved in a car crash in hometown this week.
A bunch of witnesses saw him do it (whoops) and notified the police when they showed up.
Vines was charged with driving with a suspended license, driving too fast for conditions and unlawful carrying of a firearm.
Maybe we’re not giving Michael enough credit here. Maybe he’s actually super smart and was going for some sort of reverse psychology call-my-bluff move? I mean, there’s no way the guy with a gun tattooed on his forehead is actually carrying a gun, is there? No one could be that stupid… right?
No one except Michael it seems. Or the guy who got ‘Satan’ tattooed on his forehead.