It was big news earlier this year when the tallest water slide in the world opened in Kansas City, but it’s been surpassed today with the news that a looping 90 foot water slide is opening in Missouri next year. Let’s hope it’s better than that looping waterside at Action Park back in the 80s.
The ride is 90 feet tall, with a 45 foot drop and 30 foot loop and it propels you at speeds of up to 50mph. It’s so fast that you have to be strapped into a protective raft when you go down it because otherwise it might completely fuck you up.
It’s called the SkyCalibre and it looks fucking mental. Need to ride it soon.