These Items Found On Lidl’s Bargain Bucket Isle Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Women’s pink cordless screwdriver for £6.89? Sold.

I don’t know about you guys, but I personally love cruising around Lidl to get an eyeful of all the weird and wonderful shit they sell in there. Any budget supermarket that can offer you a litre of aspartame-filled lemon iced tea for 17p or fermented bratwurst slices with chocolate dipping sauce is OK by me.

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But we’re not here to talk about the many fascinating food items that line the warehouse shelves of these yellow and blue institutions. Instead, we’re going to go to the heart of Lidl – their notorious middle aisles. Each week, bargain buckets are filled to the brim with fascinating imported products, some of them so bizarre you can’t help but wonder if Lidl is supplied by the black market. The strangest item I’ve personally seen has been an adult-size concert guitar, which honestly isn’t even that outlandish compared to what some happy customers have stumbled across. See for yourself:

Racing car seat cover set

I’m sure Lewis Hamilton does his weekly shop in Lidl.


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USB Microscope with picture and filming function

For all you budding microbiologists out there.


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Pipe installation kit

Why hire an expensive plumber when you can just do it yourself?


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Kilt and shirt set 

Just the essentials then.


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Plus kilt hose

Don’t forget to accessorise your new kilt and shirt set.


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Portable shower

Complete with sexy lady demonstration.


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I’ve always wanted one of those.


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Decorative plastic birds 

Brighten up your garden with this fun little set.


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Lidl’s own brand poncho 

Yes I buy my clothes from Lidl, and what?


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Nondescript men’s business shoes 

For the career driven Lidl shopper.


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Wheel trim set

To go with your new racing car seat covers.


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Harem pants 

Blast from the past.


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Portable toilet

I don’t even want to know what customers are going to do with that.


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Back and neck heat pad

Winter’s fast approaching guys.


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Women’s pink cordless screwdriver

Who said women can’t do DIY?


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Well that’s been an eye-opening experience. If you didn’t love Lidl already, you must do now. What an interesting and varied range of items they stock. Where they get them from, fuck knows. But who cares when you can buy kilt hose for £2.42. Bargain.

For more budget shopping experiences, check out these ten items that should never have been on sale in Poundland.


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