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Kim Kardashian: “It’s Like Throwing A Hotdog Down A Hallway”

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Loosey goosey.

So it looks like the silicone dumping ground that is Kim Kardashian is not interested in having a third child. I would say praise the Lord, but she’s already had two kids so I guess the damage is done.

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Apparently Kanye is really interested in having another, but Kim recently raised concerns over the matter, saying that the main thing that is holding her back is her vagina.

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Speaking to her sister Kourtney’s ex Scott Disick, she said:

I was like, ‘I don’t think I can carry another one.’

Ugh, I’ll never be the same down there. Kanye says it like feels the same.

In reply, Scott mentioned how things do change down there after having that many kids, to which Kim replied:

Like, it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Grim. And anyway, who the fuck is she kidding? She was already loosey-goosey before she started having kids – we’ve seen the video dude.

Anway, I hope that this whole conversation freaked her out enough to ensure that she doesn’t push another one of their arsehole children out. There’s already too many in that family.

I dread to think what those kids are going to turn out like – if their mum is only famous for being ragged by some dude, I can’t imagine that their aspirations are going to be set very high.

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