If ever there was a time to have ‘the talk’ with your kids, this is it. But for some reason this dad didn’t think it was a good time. Wrestling? Um, yeah no. Heimlich maneuver? Um yeah sure – why don’t you ask your mum about the Heimlich maneuver I gave her years ago right before you little dweebs showed up?

Raccoons though — so sneaky. Like this one that punked that these cats and ran off with all their food.