Sandra Bullock Injects Her Face With Collagen Made From The Foreskins Of Korean Babies

Sandra Bullock

That’s how she looks so young.

There’s absolutely no denying that Sandra Bullock still looks like an absolute babe despite the fact that she’s now the wrong side of 50 – I mean she looks just as good as she did in Speed 25 years ago pretty much.

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Anyway, there’s also no denying that this is down to a whole range of health and beauty products, and on a recent episode of Ellen when Bullock sat down with the chat show host to discuss her new movie Ocean’s 8 the conversation shifted towards her facial routine. You can watch the whole conversation below – which really is something – but I quoted the important parts after the video too which are just as bizarre:

Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores. It is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away and they somehow figured out how to extract…

The facial cream is actually the cells extracted from the foreskins of newborn Korean babies.

I think when you see how good it is to your face, you too will run to your local facialist and say, ‘Give me the penis’.

Yeah I mean maybe? I guess you can’t deny that she looks good like I said at the start of this article, but man if I knew it was because she was injecting the foreskins of Korean babies into her face I don’t think I would be looking at her in the same way at all. In fact, I don’t think I’m ever going to look at her in the same way again and even if she propositioned me for some reason then I probably wouldn’t go for it. Probably. Just thinking about those little Korean penises gives me the shudders.

For more Sandra Bullock, here’s her terrified 911 call from when she was burgled a few years ago. Haunting.


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