ISIS Leader Known As ‘Jabba The Hut’ Had To Be Loaded Onto Truck After Capture

Got him.

A 40-stone ISIS leader known as ‘Jabba the Hutt’ has been arrested in Iraq and was so heavy he had to be loaded onto the back of a pick-up truck so authorities could wheel him away.

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Shifa al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul Bari, is a seriously bad dude – responsible for the murders and rapes of men, women and children. He is also allegedly responsible for the bombing of a mosque.

Not to fat shame or anything, but get a load of the size of this fat prick:

More info via @AliBaroodi:

Again I don’t like to fat shame but I can’t imagine anyone will have a problem with us making fun of this ISIS fatass. After all he not only has chip grease on his hands, but blood as well. I mean how the hell was he even able to hide for so long? How are they even going to find a structure solid enough to hang him for his crimes?

Just imagine the moment Iraqi forces kicked his door down and saw him sat there like a beached whale, instantly realising what a mission it was going to be to move his fat ass:

A big loss for ISIS but a weight off the shoulders for the rest of us at least. Good work everyone.

For the time Scarlett Moffatt went to an African village and boasted about how much they all loved her “rolls of fat”, click HERE.

[h/t Mirror]


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