The other day we wrote about British OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue and her mission to sleep with ’50 freshers a day’ at unis around the UK. Well, just in case you thought she was fibbing, here’s some footage of Bonnie with fellow p0rn star Lily Phillips (who I guess is joining her), filming a queue […]
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Now here’s a policy we can get behind – Sir Keir Starmer calling for the return of the ‘sausages’ from Gaza during his very first conference speech as Prime Minister. During his speech in Liverpool, Starmer made a plea for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, but slipped up and then called for the “return of
Tim Dillon is one of the funniest comedians on the planet right now and, if you think about it, the perfect choice to host a Jerry Springer-style show where he gets to mock and provoke the dumbest people in America for our entertainment. Here’s the trailer for the “totally unscripted” new Netflix show – ‘This
Former Bad Boy artist Shyne, who took the fall and served 9 years in prison for a 1999 nightclub shooting involving Diddy & then-girlfriend J-Lo, has finally spoken out on how his association with Diddy ruined his life. Shyne has always maintained his innocence over the shooting that saw three people injured in a New
It’s always annoying when celebrities try to get political and tell you who to vote for instead of just staying in their lane and entertaining us, and so it’s quite refreshing that Pharrell Williams has come out to basically say as much. Pharrell was being interviewed by The Hollywood Reporter when the interviewer tried to
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A live-in nanny has been awarded a staggering sum of cash after her fast food mogul boss filmed her in secret by hiding a camera in a smoke detector in her bedroom. Michael Esposito, 35, owner of three LaRosa Grill franchises, was caught secretly filming 28-year-old Kelly Andrade in the nude. He secretly installed a
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Incredible footage is doing the rounds of a police robot in Texas completely dominating an armed parole violator who had barricaded himself in a hotel room, eventually leading to the first ever police robot arrest in history. OK, the robot does look more WALL-E than Terminator, but it’s still pretty cool to see: This man
It’s got to be tough being a multi-millionaire music mogul like P Diddy and feeling powerless for the first time since the 90s, so just imagine his shock at being denied bail as he awaits trial for sex trafficking, racketeering and transportation to engage in prostitution. According to multiple sources, Diddy, 54, has been placed
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Last we heard from John Barrowman, he was being cancelled after multiple co-stars complained that he was pulling his d1ck out on set every 5 minutes, and so I guess he’s now been relegated to participating in awful reality TV programmes like Celebrity SAS, where he and a bunch of other Z-listers are put through
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Another day, another viral plane meltdown video, and naturally it all went down on a Ryanair flight and involved a passenger that had consumed way too much alcohol and proceeded to make an absolute prat of herself. Here’s the footage: Woooah, woooah, wooooah, we’ve all had a drink. Let’s calm down a bit…..pic.twitter.com/XoL6ozrf35 — Col
Season 6 of Black Mirror may have been a bit of a let-down, but it looks like Season 7 is on the way regardless, with Netflix bringing the hit series back for six new episodes in 2025. Here’s the teaser they dropped on socials earlier: TCKR_Confidential_NotForDistribution.mp4 pic.twitter.com/NdaGRQYtba — Black Mirror (@blackmirror) September 19, 2024 ‘Exit
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It’s never a good idea to rile up the Swifties, but Dua Lipa may have done just that following some comments she made in a new interview which Taylor Swift fans are convinced was a thinly-veiled dig at their hero. In the interview, Dua Lipa says “she doesn’t write songs to put people on blast”,
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A man has died after accidentally stabbing himself while trying to split frozen burgers with a knife. Barry Griffiths, 57, died in his flat in Llandrindod Wells, Powys, Wales, after knifing himself in the stomach in July last year when preparing the meal. As if that wasn’t tragic enough, Barry lived alone and his body
It’s shocking that the original (and greatest) version of The Office only ran for 14 episodes while the American version because of the most successful shows of all time, but it’s even more shocking that we’re now getting a third iteration of the show – this time from all the way in Australia. I genuinely
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Earlier this week, P Diddy AKA Sean Combs was arrested by the FBI in NYC and taken into custody in connection with the ongoing investigation into alleged sex trafficking and other offences that led to his home being raided earlier this year. Among the countless details of Diddy’s crimes in a 14-page indictment that you
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OnlyFans girl Bonnie Blue is on a mission to sh@g as many freshers students as possible in the coming weeks, although you’ll have to be quick if you want to get involved as she says she’s already received 5,000 messages from students willing to participate. Guess what? You don’t even have to pay her because
So the Hawk Tuah Girl’s podcast ‘Talk Tuah’ (see what did they there?) debuted this week, and by all accounts it’s as terrible as you can imagine; featuring conversations about shaving your vagina, relationships with boys, and carrying a knife to the airport. In fact, someone was good enough to listen to the whole thing
The last thing anyone wants to see with the incoming Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight is the 27-year-old YouTuber KO the 58-year-old legend and then go around acting like he beat Iron Mike in his prime, but it seems Paul may have more than just the age advantage after another worrying health update from
Well, the Jane’s Addiction reunion tour turned out to be an absolute disaster (which many predicted, to be fair), with the tour now cancelled completely after lead singer Perry Farrell punched guitarist Dave Navarro for seemingly no reason mid-song at the weekend. Here’s the footage in case you missed it earlier: Sad news in the
Shockingly, Carol ‘10 boyfriends on rotation‘ Vorderman is not the biggest fan of Jordan Peterson, but did she really have to cut off this caller during her LBC Radio show when he tried to quote the polarising psychologist? Here’s the clip: “Society has a lot of contempt for men, there’s a quote from Dr Jordan
There’s absolutely never a reason to put yourself in a position where you’re trapped in a bear cave and coming face-to-face with the bear as it arrives home, but that’s the situation that lunatic influencer Stefan Janković found himself in this week. Serbian Stefan shared two clips of the encounter, one featuring himself face-to-face with
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Usually we associate PTSD with active combat in warzones, seeing someone get splatted by a bus, or getting the sh*t beaten out of you by an abusive partner. But have you ever considered the trauma that comes with having your feelings hurt over Brexit? Councillor Antonia Harrison, who represents the Liberal Democrats in Havant, near
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Canadian singer and dancer Tate McRae seems to be the next big thing in the pop world, and judging by the sort of things she puts up on Instagram (coming up below), the girl sure knows how to market herself. Who needs great vocals when you can show some T&A and have everyone tune into
New NSFW Music Video By Pop Sensation Tate McRae Is ‘Bringing Pop Back To The 2000s’ Read More »
If you’re going to have Shakira performing on stage in a short skirt, it would probably be a good idea to push the audience a few feet back instead of having them right up close to the raised platform and looking up at the 47-year-old singer with their phones. Perfect positioning for the perverts in
People always questioned why Jeremy Corbyn and the Momentum/Comrade types didn’t break free from Labour and form their own party based on their own policies and principles, but it now seems like JC is ready to test this approach with the formation of the ‘Collective’ party (the Borg jokes write themselves). As per the Guardian,
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Wild scenes at the Jane’s Addiction reunion gig in Boston at the weekend after frontman Perry Farrell suddenly walked up to guitarist Dave Navarro and threw a punch at him, seemingly for no reason at all: Sad news in the band Jane’s Addiction. Perry Farrell assaults Dave Navarro in the middle of a performance. pic.twitter.com/mXDvlO0p0o
Very sad day in the world of bodybuilding as a Belarusian man known as The Mutant and the world’s ‘most monstrous bodybuilder’ has died of a heart attack aged just 36. Illia ‘Golem’ Yefimchyk ate seven times a day and consumed 16,500 calories, including 108 pieces of sushi and 2.5 kilograms of steak. Which might
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On the off chance you’re unfamiliar, Ozempic is the most popular brand of weight loss drug ‘Semaglitude’, with more than 9 million people, including celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Elon Musk, injecting the miracle weight loss drug into their upper thigh in pursuit of a less gross body. One person who definitely doesn’t need Ozempic
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Of all the restaurants and fast food spots we’ve featured fights in on the pages of Sick Chirpse, I think this is the first time we’ve seen it kick off in a Panera Bread. It is supposed to be a “classier” establishment after all, but it was only ever a matter of time before some
A 20-year-old law student is facing jail and has potentially f*cked up his career in law before it even starts after racially abusing Arsenal star Bukayo Saka on social media. Suhel Ali, who funnily enough is Nigerian himself, just like Saka, uploaded an audio message on X directed at the winger, calling him a “f***ing
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