Girls are crazy. And it’s usually the hottest girls that are the craziest. If you want to date a hot girl, then you’re going to have to deal with a lot of crazy. All the time. It’s something all guys have to grow to deal with and accept, and there’s pretty much no way around it.
Until now that is. This geek called Dana Mclareden has developed a fool proof ‘hot crazy matrix’ that is the answer to all your problems when determining whether a girl is just a little bit crazy and worth marrying or completely bonkers and one to definitely get rid of.
Now all you need to do is convince them that blow jobs are good for their health.