These days, the dating world is levelling out and it is now as commonplace for the girl to hit on the guy as much as it is vice-versa. As it should be – equality is the right way to go.
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As a result, acting like a total creep works both ways now and a bunch of heterosexual guys decided to share their stories online to answer the question: “What’s the creepiest/weirdest way a woman has hit on you?” Here are some of the best answers:
A girl reached out to me on FB who lived in my neighborhood, said she was looking for friends, and asked to meet up. Being new to the hood myself I said sure. We met at a bar and she was a little troll of a woman. Not only was she fat and ugly, she just had a nasty personality, and complained about everything.
I tried to be nice about having other plans and needing to go, but she followed me. I awkwardly let her tag along to a friend’s house. When we arrived, within ten minutes my friends soured on her and the host pulled me aside and said, you gotta get her out of here.
I offered to drive her back to her house, and when we arrived she asked me to come in. I politely declined, and she she said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I had no desire to do any such thing, so I said thanks but no thanks.
Then she said she wasn’t getting out of the car unless I came inside and got a blowjob. After more deliberation I said ok and followed her to her door. She had a picket fence with a gate out front, so as soon as she went through the gate I closed it and ran back to my car.
She started yelling and screaming at me and tried to open the doors, which I had quickly locked. I tried to pull out of the space, but she blocked me in. I backed up onto the curb to get around her, and she pushed in my side mirrors and bent my antenna, screaming obscenities as I peeled out.
For more of the same, here’s a bunch of deep web users revealing the most messed up shit they’ve ever found online. It’s definitely NSFL guys, just be warned.