A 42-year-old man named Aaron Sabbah from Sydney has been jailed for 12 months after he threatened a mechanic with a huge black dildo.

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Sabbah stormed into the mechanic’s workshop and used the dildo to get him to hand over some money that it turned out Sabbah mistakenly thought he owed him. Judge John North said the following:

On the CCTV the offender can be seen to be carrying a large black dildo in his right hand, which he is swinging as he walks in.

Sabbah was said to have a ‘bee in his bonnet’ about his expensive Mercedes-Benz that was being driven by the mechanic when it was repossessed and seized by police because Sabbah had defaulted on the loan payments.

Following threatening phone calls, texts and the dildo incident, the mechanic handed over $4,500 (£2,335) which Sabbah had demanded to buy a new car.

I’ve taken Sabbah’s guilty plea into account in the sentence and he’ll be eligible for release after seven months.

It’s time he gave up offending and settled down.

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Hmmm. I’m not really sure why this dude would think the mechanic owed him money because it was repossessed whilst he was doing some work on it? I guess I can see why he did it, but it would have happened anyway and it just seems like Sabbah was being a prick and trying to extort money from him. Some people are just like that though.

In any case, you’ve gotta say that the mechanic is a bit of a pussy handing over that much money to avoid being hit by a dildo. I mean I know nobody likes getting beaten up but is that really going to be the weapon of choice that strikes fear into your heart? And is it even going to hurt that much? Sort it out dude.

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