Groom Checks Phone As Wife Walks Down The Aisle Because ‘Crypto Never Sleeps’

The best day of his life.

I’m pretty sure everyone these days has that one annoying friend who won’t shut up about cryptocurrency whenever you see them, but even in the most extreme cases I reckon they would all stop checking the price of Bitcoin when their wife to be was walking down the aisle.

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This sadly isn’t true of the husband of Taylor Loren though, who was so desperate to buy the dip that he was checking the price of cryptocurrency throughout his wedding. Taylor uploaded this video of him glued to his phone whilst she was walking down the aisle to her TikTok account and then posted a follow up when she explained that it was all about Bitcoin:

@taylortokshusband of the year 😂 (yes I walked down the aisle to Kanye, RIP KIMYE) #weddingtiktok #marriage

♬ original sound – taylor loren

@taylortoksReply to @ajbarnhardt honestly we’ll never really know… #weddingtiktok #crypto

♬ original sound – taylor loren

Four years ago today I walked down the aisle to marry the love of my life,” Taylor wrote.

It was one of the most important & emotional moments of our life – and my husband did the most romantic thing…

Cause crypto never sleeps.

Yeah that is a funny video, especially because she’s also walking down the aisle to Kanye West. Woman clearly seems to have made a few bad life choices.

Anyway, the funniest part of this is that this didn’t even happen in the last year when everyone and their mother has been getting into cryptocurrency, but four years ago when it wasn’t even that big a deal. If this guy isn’t a millionaire by now then he’s definitely doing something wrong, trust me. Guess that’s why Taylor stayed with him though hey?

For more of the same, check out these completely ridiculous clips from the Miami Bitcoin conference. What a joke.


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