It’s been a thing recently to go on the WWE Arabic website in Chrome, hit translate and laugh hysterically at how the translator messes up the names of wrestlers when it translates them back into English. I’m wary of people reading this and calling us racist or whatever – which will inevitably happen – but it’s more a case of the Google translator being completely useless and coming up with all kinds of completely wrong interpretations of Arabic words rather than us thinking Arabic language is stupid or anything similar.
Just hope we’re clear about that before we can enjoy how completely and utterly ridiculous the names of these wrestlers are. Imagine if Kane was called Ken? Or if Goldust was called Joldst? There are just too many good ones in here and it’s literally laugh out loud funny so whoever came up with the idea to do this, we salute you.
If your njyoed this, be sure to check out these great artistic tributes to dead wrestlers too.
A.J.
Buddy Rogers
The Bunny
Bull Dempsey
High Chief Peter Maivia
Chief Jay Strongbow
Junkyard Dog
Eve
Kalisto
Rusev
Freddie Blassie
Big E
Joey Mercury
Jimmy Uso
Dawn Marie
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Ole Anderson
Kevin Von Erich
Enzo Amore
Layla El
Bam Bam Bigelow
Fandangle
Terry Funk
Billy Gunn
Simon Gotch
Nick Bockwinkel
Aiden English
Killer Kowalski
Summer Rae
Don Muraco
Corey Graves
The Wild Samoans
Paul Bearer
Fabulous Moolah
Pete Rose
Sylvester LeFort
Gene Okerlund
Captain Lou Albano
Doink The Clown
Jey Uso
Koko B. Ware
Jason Albert
Bray Wyatt
Big Show
Paul Orndorff
Brie Bella
‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin
