Remember that scene in Zoolander where Will Ferrell says he could take a dump, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings?
That’s kind of what this is, except instead of tinfoil-covered shit fish hook earrings you get a gold-plated KFC bone hanging around your neck. They were created by Kentucky for Kentucky designer Meg C and feature actual KFC chicken bones from 8-piece chicken dinners covered in 14 karat gold.
They go on sale this Friday, in case your girl/mum/friend/someone you hate has a birthday coming up.
Almost as bonkers as disembodied Barbie jewellery.