When it’s the middle of the night, you’re licked off your face and starving then you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do really, but just know that if there’s any witnesses around it’s getting filmed and put up online every single time.

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Unfortunately for this young lady her drunken choice of meal was a Chinese takeaway, and as she didn’t have any cutlery handy the only way she could eat her noodles was to stuff them in her face using her hands:

I almost feel bad posting this because it’s just so embarrassing but hey, you’ve got to have your wits about you in 2016 and savage eating displays on public transport while you’re smashed off your face is a hard fail in that regard.

To watch a girl get so mullered at a country music concert she involuntarily moonwalk across the street, click HERE.