Whilst we’re all scared shitless about the Coronavirus, here’s a more light hearted story regarding it that might make you laugh in these uncertain times.
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Canadian tennis star Genie Bouchard is known as a certified babe and also kinda cool after she went out on a date with a random fan after she lost a bet with him on Twitter, so it’s no surprise that guys all over the world are volunteering to self isolate with her when she bemoaned her lack of a boyfriend during this period. It all started once again on Twitter – and no doubt Eugenie knew exactly what she was doing when she wrote the tweet – and as you would expect, the replies were an absolute shit show.
Here are a few of the best:
Not bragging but I have 12 toilet rolls in my bathroom.
— Lee (@leehemmings91) March 18, 2020
6’2 , fair , brahmin , CA with 7 figure salary. DM me if interested
— babu bisleri (@AakashKaSunapun) March 19, 2020
Nick, solve the situation pic.twitter.com/8xYN4b31uI
— Jorge Serrano (@JorgeSerrano93) March 19, 2020
— big D (@donthoodwinkme) March 18, 2020
roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet Genie, but not as sweet as you.
— NeeL (@neelabjo_mufc2) March 18, 2020
— Pat Borders’ Chew (@PatBordersChew) March 18, 2020
Heyyyyyyy Genie you know what’s my T-shirt made up of? It’s made up of boyfriend material haha pic.twitter.com/0LwqTsSvlm
— (@__suyash) March 19, 2020
I WILL LITERALLY CONTRACT ALL THE CORONAVIRUS IN THE WORLD SO THAT YOURE OKAY JUST FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SMELL YOUR FART THROUGH A HAZMAT SUIT
— drew (@maplepapi) March 19, 2020
I hear #BruceJenner is also quarantined and on standby. Maybe the two of you can work something out.
— Hockey Cartel (@CartelHockey) March 19, 2020
You say this but don’t even turn on your location that you’re tweeting from. Full of shit.
— (@ChicoSixtoes) March 18, 2020
Someone is desperate for attention, but when you don’t have a tennis career….oh and This will surely get you some great responses.
— RaptUp (@GolfedUp) March 19, 2020
It would be more fun,if your boyfriend carries covid-19 & he is crazy for sex then he tries to touch you & you run away from him
— Sk. Saibid Rahman (@SaibidS) March 19, 2020
Shut up.people r dying, their families r weeping & ur posting abt ur recreations & feeling great abt it. If u can’t help/ weep for them, atleast sit silent
— suprememadina (@supsmadi) March 19, 2020
Well, that was a strange combination of people trying to hook up with her and people calling her a twat for a multitude of different reasons wasn’t it? I guess people have even more time to troll others now that they’re stuck at home all day. Bruce Jenner comment was a bit weird though.
I kinda want Eugenie to pick one of the replies and actually end up self isolating with them because it would be one hell of a story, but I doubt she’s gonna do that again, is she? Maybe someone could just write a screenplay for it whilst we’re in lockdown – what else are you gonna do?
For more of the same, check out when that umpire made her twirl at Wimbledon. What a shit show that was as well.
