We’ve all seen the TV show Catfish or at least know the basic premise about it, but this has to be one of the wildest stories I’ve ever heard regarding the idea – and it wasn’t even on the show.
Featured Image VIA
The story comes courtesy of TheeDreadGod on Twitter and it’s probably better just to let him tell it for us as he does it exceptionally well:
2. A couple weeks go by and someone starts leaving flowers at my job anonymously pic.twitter.com/d5Ife8YEj8
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
4. I clock out and head to my car and some dude is posted up next to it, he sees me and says “Hey Sexy Kidd” pic.twitter.com/tvECYNP4ei
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
6. I said bro I have no idea what you talking about im out. He’s like “so you just gonna take my money & leave? We was supposed to go to Rome..” pic.twitter.com/HGJtDVPw1Z
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
8. He’s like “I know you just scared, I wanna pick up where we left off” I said bro nothing against you but I don’t even swing like that nor do I have any type of dating app. I go to open my car door …this man gonna push it closed. pic.twitter.com/MDH5net0P2
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
10. DEAD ASS. Singing and dancing in front of me.. he does a little twirl and I dive into my car and PULL OFF!! I look in my review mirror and see him yelling “YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!!” pic.twitter.com/Ckil2CWWMi
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
12. We start hooping and I look over and I see this MOTHER FUCKER ducked off in the corner pic.twitter.com/BFwVz3AgQF
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
14. I’m like bra how is he FINDING ME??? I tell my homeboy he’s like “Bro just finish the game” We get done & then all I hear is “we got next” I look over and it’s the Guy with all his friends pic.twitter.com/fL6nSyP5Wh
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
16. He said “you can either give me my $5000 back or you can teach me how to love you properly.. what’s it gonna be?” pic.twitter.com/afxgHMfFyI
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
18. Whole time he choking me he whispering in my ear “See you could’ve been in Rome getting choked like this but you wanted to play dumb” pic.twitter.com/nVFYgMHkh2
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
Moral of the story. Ladies I am worth $5000 come correct or don’t come at all pic.twitter.com/AWCImCLQgT
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
Story Time: Someone stole pics of me & made a fake Grindr page. This dude sent them $5000 & found me asking for a relationship or his money back. When I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about we started scrapping. pic.twitter.com/y9favvNgev
— TheeDreadGod (@DreadGods) May 4, 2021
Wow. That certainly escalated quickly, but as we all know from watching the TV show it really is hard for some of these people to let go when they’re convinced they’re in a relationship with a person. Kinda sad that it ended up violent, but I guess that’s sometimes the way it has to go. Bare jokes that he was just whispering ‘we could have been in Rome’ all the time whilst he had him in a headlock though. That’s next level.
For more of the same, check out this guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry for seven years. Geez come on guy.
