Florida Woman Attacks Car In Bikini And Face Shield, Steals And Sucks On Gas Cap

Only in Florida.

Even in 2020, there have still been a number of bizarre incidents going down in everyone’s favourite American state but this one might be the strangest one of them all.

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For some reason, a woman decided to stand in the middle of traffic with a face shield and a bikini on and then go to work on a guy’s car with a baseball bat, before stealing his gas cap and sucking on it right in his face. Take a look at it below and see what you think:


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Wow. There’s a lot going on in this video and a lot of questions, but the main one has to be why if she’s wearing a face shield and a face mask does she think that it’s a good idea to suck on someone’s gas cap? Sure it might not give you Coronavirus, but there’s no way that’s going to be a good idea, right? Even under normal circumstances. Maybe gasoline is an alternative to bleach as a cure for Coronavirus? That’s the only thing I can think of right now.

Anyway, no idea what happened to this woman or the person filming the video but hopefully the guy is safe and the woman went back to whatever meth/flakka den she’s been hiding out at and isn’t bothering anyone anymore. We can but hope.

For more of the same, check out this Florida woman’s dumb rant about going to the beach earlier this year. So stupid.


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