The UK might not be perfect (far from it) but one thing we can say proudly is that we are some of the best drinkers in the world.
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Perhaps this is why our friends over at Buzzfeed compiled this list of tweets that perfectly summarise all the different kinds of drunk that British people encapsulate. There’s a whole range in there and it really is a thing of beauty that I’m sure the majority of us all will be able to relate to on some deep and profound level:
Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night pic.twitter.com/aIvLru4fa0
— Martyn (@martynhett) December 17, 2016
Some people drunk text their ex: pic.twitter.com/cMIWYktZxc
— Holly Dawson (@holly_dawsonn) October 25, 2016
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
— Marcus (@MariusPole) July 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/_Lucy_Jane_/status/782530922340093956?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Fell asleep in the taxi and none woke me up. Now I'm back at the taxi man's house in Stretford watching take me out pic.twitter.com/kwjYqUIB4v
— Mike Allison (@mikeallison67) February 1, 2015
when ur boyfriend comes home drunk when ur meant to be 'staying in' together pic.twitter.com/jHBEbdWJxi
— jodie (@_jodieduncan) December 10, 2016
hahahahaha 'how to get sober fast' pic.twitter.com/6XhuKY51HJ
— jodie (@_jodieduncan) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/Matt_Kemp7/status/810465002746429441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
When you're so drunk you don't even realise you've lost your bev pic.twitter.com/3q4xbRpJ6q
— mads (@maddymersh) April 23, 2016
Thanks, drunk me for making a to do list for today…. pic.twitter.com/RaBfHRdoS8
— Caroline Doring (@cdoring18) November 21, 2015
Just found this pic from when I was out fucked n I told my mum I was at home in bed n I sent her this pic.twitter.com/bVbX62Y35h
— Daizy (@daizy1999) August 25, 2015
Mental night out after stealing a whole block of kebab meat.
Thanks @DruggyBuilder & @sidneyabbot for helping. pic.twitter.com/LsFEgyHg7c
— I❤️Nostalgia (@il0veNostalgia) March 26, 2014
pre drinking is the best, whoever thought of getting pissed before actually going out and getting pissed is an absolute legend
— Owen Tilley (@OwenTilley17) September 15, 2016
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There you have it. I’m sure everyone found something that made them chuckle in that list didn’t they? Hell, most of us have probably done most of these things at least once in our lives. Just face it – British people are easily the best drunks.
For more drunk British people, check out this photo set called ‘Alcohol And England‘ – equal parts depressing and hilarious.
