The life of a man with a micropenis must be particularly difficult, so it’s great that this former porn star has decided to help them all out by saying that size doesn’t actually matter that much to most women.

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Lisa Ann worked in porn until 2014 but now works in sports broadcasting and hosts podcasts where she chats to other performers. In a recent talk with porn star Nicole Dosh in her ‘Dudes Do Better’ series, she responded to a letter from a 46 year old virgin with a micropenis and dispensed the following advice (starts around 32 minutes):

Fan: I’m 46 years old and I’ve never been with a woman… my question is, what does sex actually feel like? Being overweight also means I have a micro-penis which is only three inches long. Would I ever please a woman?

Lisa: We have to let go of the bad experiences we’ve had in order to open the door for good experiences to happen.

As for a smaller penis, men need to understand that women care a lot less about that than you think.

The reason a lot of the men look bigger in the industry is because they’re lean, so it gives a good backdrop, it’s common sense, makes it look bigger, just like trimming the hair.

And I hope that Lee hears this response when I say, it is never too late, and I am sure there are many women out there your age, who would be so happy to spend time with you.

Lee you should focus on letting go of the nagging concerns you had in the past and focus on getting in shape as that might help you find an interesting romantic partner.

And the rest of you guys, stop measuring your penises, no woman has ever gone and said to a guy, ‘hold on, let me measure it first, because if it doesn’t reach a certain amount then I don’t want to do it’.

It’s not that way, we care so much less about it than you even think… Your personality, your energy, your attitude, your vibe, that’s what’s important.

Well that’s nice isn’t it? Gotta love some advice like that from a porn star with a heart of gold like Lisa Ann haven’t you?

Not sure if her entire speech is that useful as she’s also essentially telling the fatass incel to get into shape – which although is good advice can come across as a bit aggressive and fat shaming –  but I suppose the part about penises never actually being too small is something a lot of guys might want to hear. Even if we all know it isn’t actually true.

There’s also the fact that this guy’s penis is three inches long! There are way smaller and more tragic cases out there. Sure the guy could do something with that and it wouldn’t work out so bad.

For more of the same, check out this story about a guy opening up about life with a one inch penis. That sounds like much bigger problem.