As served at Hakodate in Hokkaido, Japan.
In a hypothetical world where I went on ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’ or some other jungle survival show I know that the food challenge would be my downfall. I just wouldn’t be able to stomach the disgusting local cuisine, and I wouldn’t even try if it was this dancing squid.
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Just look at it. It looks gross enough already without doing the Macarena right in your fucking face. I’m pretty sure the thing would wrap itself round one of my internal organs and kill me from the inside if I tried to eat it.
Not for me.