Dan Bilzerian Has Finished His Autobiography; Gets Roasted With Fake Titles

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from the King Of Instagram Dan Bilzerian, but I imagine he’s still out there partying and hanging out with gorgeous women 24/7 – what else would he be doing, right?

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Well, it turns out that he’s been working on his autobiography and it’s now finished and ready to go, he just needs a title. Thankfully, the people of Twitter were more than happy to jump in and offer up their assistance.

Take a look at some of the excellent rinses he received:

“My only friends are the girls that use me for my money. They let me put my penis in them so that’s pretty cool… I am a successful trust fund baby with a lot of horny men followers.” I just wrote your entire book for free. But if you want to give me $5000 I’ll accept it.

— Daniel Jeffrey (@DanJeffrey23) June 8, 2020

Love your kids so they don’t end up like me: The Tale of Dan Bilzerian

— Ivica Milarić (@filmzadanas) June 8, 2020

How to waste money and enjoy yourself

— Gareth D (@gazdicko1) June 8, 2020

Blondes Bongs Bets and Bullets : How to Pay the Bilz

— Peter Gazinya (@BigGulpsHAWSYL) June 8, 2020

Boring Dipshit Gun-Nut Likes Coke And Attention (NOTE: This Book Sucks)

— Chase “Defund The Police” Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 8, 2020

Dan Bilzerian: When Life Gives You Lemons, Use Daddy’s Millions

— crispybigtoe (@crispybigtoe) June 8, 2020

It burns when I pee the dan bilzerian story

— Matthew reist (@ReistMatthew) June 8, 2020

Dan Bilzerian: The empty shell behind the facade

— #BlackLivesMatter🧢 🌊 (@trisin7) June 8, 2020

Yeah, not really sure what he was expecting there given everyone on Twitter’s dedication to being mean at almost all times, but maybe somewhere way down the timeline there will be something that he could use? Not really too confident on that as it seems like everyone is just out there to diss him, but maybe he can pay one of his personal assistants to look through it. That’s his style.

For more of the same, check out when Dan’s social media accounts got hacked. That was a funny one.