Daggering started getting big in 2009 but either I forgot about it or never saw it and after we brought you flexing yesterday I figured it only made sense to bring you this sensational daggering video as well. Daggering is defined by urban dictionary as follows. FYI there are about five different definitions but I just picked the one that was the dumbest/had the most spelling and grammar mistakes in it for extra LOLZ:
“I gune dagger she”
“I was daggering that girl so hard last night! I broke my penis and she got her hip bone fractured”
This act is very degrading and its very unfortunate that people are diluded that this is a form of dancing when it is clearly dry $ex. There are moves where woman are lift up by the men and their vaginas are rubed onto the mans penis. This is NO WAY a form of dancing, its a dry $ex or humping party.
Women can be injured as well as men jump from great heights to land on their lady parts. Some women are shoved onto the ground and more than one man “dagger” a woman.
Its the women to blame because they have little respect for themselves and forever more will the world see Caribbean people are retards due to this, and men will always think ALL Caribbean women should do this and if they don’t it is a crime.
STOP DRY HUMPING AND GO GET REAL SEX!”
Sounds pretty insane/gross/weird/dangerous/kinda cool right? Wait until you get a load of this video:
A quick google search reveals that doctors in Kingston saw a record number of broken dicks in 2009 – the year that daggering really took off in the Caribbean – and that the number of yearly cases has trebled since then. I’m not sure if daggering is still as popular as it was back then back then – apparently the Jamaican government banned songs with daggering lyrics due to the fears about future population growth on the island because of the number of fractured dicks – but it looks like a more fun way to go out and party than slowdancing or raving or whatever. I’m thinking about giving it a shot the next time I go out, but would it be acceptable for a white guy to do it in England?