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Dude Figures Out Genius Way Of Asking His Girlfriend For Anal Sex On Valentine’s Day

One of the most romantic gestures we’ve ever heard of.

Credit where it’s due — this guy actually managed to make a request for anal sex on Valentine’s Day seem like the most romantic thing in the world.

He started off by writing this standardly soppy love letter to his girlfriend:

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But then dropped the cipher on her to crack the real secret message:

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That is quite clever. She can’t be mad at that, can she?

Thought perhaps it doesn’t quite compare to Johnny Cash’s A+ love letter to his wife 20 years ago.


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