Credit where it’s due — this guy actually managed to make a request for anal sex on Valentine’s Day seem like the most romantic thing in the world.
He started off by writing this standardly soppy love letter to his girlfriend:
But then dropped the cipher on her to crack the real secret message:
That is quite clever. She can’t be mad at that, can she?
Thought perhaps it doesn’t quite compare to Johnny Cash’s A+ love letter to his wife 20 years ago.