Check Out The Most Insane Advert For A Flatshare In History



Everyone who has ever moved in with randoms or even attempted to find somewhere to live via or similar knows that this is an absolute minefield or freaks and weirdos that it’s almost impossible to find a good deal in, however hard you look.

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Having said that though, I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of the level of meticulous insanity that this dude has recently shared via his Twitter account. This apparently came from a houseshare Whatsapp group and well, you’ve just gotta read it yourself really haven’t you. The guy repeatedly states that it’s a home not a hotel, but well, it sounds more like a prison given the ridiculous amount of rules that he’s giving you to follow, including stuff like not laughing out loud after 11pm and not being allowed to sit on the toilet several times a day.

This is really long but trust me when I say it’s definitely worth reading all of it because it’s all absolute gold:

Wow. I would like to say that I can’t quite believe that somebody like that exists in real life but given the amount of weirdos I’ve written about over the years on this site, it’s kinda just par for the course.

Needless to say, the guy is an absolute psycho and I can’t believe that the person who already lives there can deal with his bizarre penchant for rules and regulations. Maybe the rent is really cheap or something? Anyway, I can’t imagine he had too many people looking for his room and hope he didn’t manage to fill it and it causes him to change his weird imposing attitude where he’s allowed to be on his laptop all day but nobody else is. Guy sucks, but who am I kidding? It’s London so it probably went in about ten minutes. So it goes.

For more of the same, check out this guy who made a pasty in the shared oven with his own poo. Rank.


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