Remember that dumbass woman who met her Bumble date at the airport and decided to jet off to Las Vegas and get married on their first date?
You might be unsurprised to hear that this hasn’t really worked out as well as they might have hoped. Sarah Edwards and her husband Paul are now living together, but have the added joy of also living with two of Sarah’s ex boyfriends, which she has admitted is ‘stressful’. Here’s what she had to say about it all:
We had to start married life by moving into the house I own with my ex Paul until we can sell it then we will rent somewhere, alone.
To complicate things further, Paul’s also got to live with another of my ex-partners who is also my best friend, also lives here too. And they’re all called Paul! But luckily they all get along like a house on fire.
Paul doesn’t know me yet. So it’s a lot to expect for him to trust me straight away after what he’s been through after his ex-fiancee left him. But it just adds to the stresses that we already face.
I knew Paul was jealous and lacking in self-confidence before we met. But neither of us knew that this would be quite such an issue for him.
As my therapist said it’s something that would normally come out over the course of us dating before getting married, but we skipped that stage.
I’m really enjoying finding someone that can finally match my high sex drive though.
I mean if ever there was an advertisement for how dumb it was to get married to someone on a first date then I think this would be it. They don’t know each other at all, don’t seem to have anything in common except for sex and their living situation is one of the most ridiculous stories I think I’ve ever heard. Ever. Like how hard can it be to just figure out a place to rent or something before you get married? So bait, seriously.
Can’t wait to see how this one turns out. My prediction is that Paul will end up with one of the other Pauls. Calling it now. In the meantime, check out this woman who just married a zombie doll. Fantastic.