Everyone wants to look their best on their wedding day, but do you really want this to be the case at the expense of your friends and family?
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Apparently some people are desperate to look so good that they’ll even make their own sisters look bad, given what we’ve heard from a recent bride who will identify herself only as Penny. The Australian decided that she didn’t want to be upstaged by her sisters – who were acting as her bridesmaids – during the wedding so hatched a cunning plan that would make them fatter:
By far the worst thing I did was to fatten up my sisters in the months leading up to the wedding.
Every morning … I insisted on making breakfast smoothies for everyone.
I told them I wanted us all to look our best on the big day, so I was making them this special slimming smoothie.
When the wedding came around both Maggie and Charlie had to get their dresses changed to fit their expanding waistlines.
I also got them to wear neon yellow dresses because I knew they would look terrible against their fair-skin and blond hair.
The plan worked because they looked washed out and chubby but I looked spectacular.
They’ve lost the weight now but still yearn for their delicious smoothies.
I mean wow. That really is a whole new level of ruthlessness that I don’t think I’ve ever imagined before, but I suppose I should be more suspicious of sisters and bridesmaids anyhow. If the movies have taught me anything, that’s never going to be a good combination.
Can’t believe someone would go to those lengths to get the perfect wedding shots though. I suppose I should be glad she got them because if not she would probably get divorced and put her poor family through it all again. Nightmare.