The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #203

Matt proves to be a grade A wanker in this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

What a wanker.

True love in bloom.

Oh wow.


Swing and a miss.

Can’t blame mum.

Probably not a fan of STD tests either.

Got ’em?

You should see the truck.

That booty makes up for it.


That’s pretty low.

Just a bit of a red flag.

Why’s he backing off? She seems quite into it.


Why the hell not eh?

Thanks for letting us know.

Weirdly specific.

Wonder how ‘Southern Methodist University’ feels about that?

Just give up buddy.

Boobs everywhere.

Get in there virgins.

A little too honest there.

Wait, what?

Aaaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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