It’s numero twelve people, how far we have come in so short a time. Happy 12th birthday Russia With Love you sexy beast. First up here’s three fun-time facts about the number twelve:
1) It’s a composite number, the smallest number with exactly six divisors.
2) The first bit of the small intestine is called the duodenum. Its name comes from the Latin for 12 because it’s about 12 inches long.
3) This is how you write the number 12 if you are Armenian – ÔºÔ²
I expect you want more fun facts about the number 12? Tough titties, we have more pressing business to attend to I’m afraid. First on our list of urgent topics is a humorously positioned tap. Apparently they have a fair amount of flooding in Russia, earlier this year 20,000 people had to be evacuated from the east of the country. Russia’s infrastructure is a botch job so things don’t necessarily hold as tight as they should when weather gets wet. They should probably turn that tap off, no?
I can still see you Tiddles you stupid idiot.
If you want a coffee, you want a coffee. Simple as that. Nothing can quash the Russian spirit of ingenuity. It’s do or die.
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