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The Area 51 Raid Has Now Been Made Into A Porn Parody

Of course there is.

The Storm Area 51 event has been the most viral story of 2019 I think, so of course it was only a matter of time until someone decided to make pornography about it.

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The film sounds about as stupid as every porn film in existence with two porn stars infiltrating Area 51 so that they can have sex with an alien. Here’s the trailer and the official synopsis:

Do aliens exist? If so, are they horny? What is life like away from Earth? These are the mysteries that have baffled humankind for centuries.

Finally, these mysteries have been solved. Pornhub has discovered a video featuring two porn stars raiding Area 51 and then having sex with an alien.

Finally. I’m sure if you want to watch this then you’ll know how to get access to PornHub so I’ll leave you to it.

Alternatively you could just watch a stream of the real life event which probably won’t be anywhere near as entertaining. I’ll leave that decision up to you.


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