If I got home one day and a fucking anaconda was crawling around in my bathroom – or even just coiled up in my bathroom not really doing anything – I would damn well leave it there and call in the professionals to remove it ASAP. Or maybe just leave it there and move house.

In any case, I wouldn’t get my phone out and start filming myself going up to it and trying to touch it, because I know that there’s a good chance that I would end up getting bitten and possibly eaten alive. I mean even Ice Cube had a hard time trying to get the best of one of those sons of bitches.

Thankfully for us though, this heavily tattooed moron doesn’t think like most normal people and decided to do just that, almost getting eaten alive in the process. You know that it’s coming, but I bet you still jump when it finally does:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7y_Ly3MCY

Yeah, you laugh it up buddy. Laugh it up real good. You might have won this one but you’re not gonna be laughing when you’re dead or severely injured, which is what you’re going to be if you keep doing dumb shit like this. Moron.

Still, cool video. Check out this video of a massive anaconda digesting a huge feast to see how this dude could have ended up.