We’re all guilty of letting out a couple of stinkers in inappropriate places, but I don’t think anyone has ever been put on trial for the fact – until now that is.
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22 year old Gary McKenzie (pictured above looking like he’s farting and below looking like he’s trying to hide from the effects of a fart) is claiming that he farted in front of the kid by accident – which to be fair is believable – but the boy said it wasn’t like that at all:
He pumped. He was right next to me and bending down, he was wearing shorts, his shorts were right next to my face.
I said “why did you do that?” and he said he did it because he wanted to be nasty.
I’ve seen him do it before too – that time he pulled his pants down and broke wind right in the child’s face.
McKenzie sounds like a right nasty piece of work doesn’t he, going around and farting in people’s faces. Side note – who the hell says ‘pumped’ when describing a fart?
McKenzie is saying that he was walking up some stairs and farted in the kid’s face by accident because he was behind him, but this kid seems to think that McKenzie’s got it in for him. And clearly his lawyers do too because they’ve bothered to take this ridiculous case to trial. We’ll probably find out how it ends in a couple of days or something.
For more farting, check out this horse farting. Never gets old.