We don’t want to hate on people’s sexual preferences. You can have sex with men, women, old people, young (and legal) people, fat, skinny, whatever — it doesn’t matter, everyone’s into different things and that’s fine. It’s your penis/vagina — do whatever you want with it.

Having said that, 31-year-old Kyle Jones is a fucking sexual deviant.

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This guy is an ‘extreme toy boy’ who only dates grannies. He says he’s dated numerous pensioners in his time, sometimes more than one at a time (play on playa) but is now in an exclusive relationship with 91-YEAR-OLD great grandmother Marjorie McCool. That’s a fucking 60 year age gap. If you haven’t visualised it already, yep — they also have an active sex life.

Kyle says: “Everyone’s brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys — I like old ladies. Most of the time, the average age I go for is between 60 and 80. They worry about their boobs sagging but I think the natural hang looks great.”

Grandma says: “The physical side of our relationship is wonderful. I amaze myself, he amazes me. I wear sexy outfits to bed. I try to keep my bra on though because I don’t have much left.”

He even takes them home to meet his mum who surprise, surprise — is a certified MILF. Now I’m no psychologist but I’d say this might have a little something to do with young Kyle’s inclination towards toward older women:

Still, NO EXCUSE for being a 31-year-old man and actively seeking sex with 91-year-old great grandmas. Like we said, different strokes for different folks but this is on the level where Kyle should probably seek professional help. Going after older women is one thing, going after 91-year-old great grandmas is quite another.

Big up grandma though — nothing will do more for a 91-year-old woman’s confidence than swinging from a 31-year-old cock. Must be the belle of the bingo hall this one.

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