When most people think of going on a date, they probably think of something like dinner and a movie or maybe if they’re feeling extra crazy then they’ll go to a life drawing class together. It’s fairly simple stuff.

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Most people probably don’t consider going to a car park, taking a shit and then letting your partner smell your hand to be an appropriate. The guys in this story down at the B & M store in Chelmsford do though.

An anonymous 45 year old woman who observed the scene tells us what happened:

The woman walked over to the tree and pulled her dressing gown up to go to the toilet.

I had to take a picture because no-one would have believed me. I was nearly sick: she pulled up her dressing gown and did a poo.

You can get fined if you let your dog do it, but here she was in broad daylight.

She let the flaps on her dressing gown drop back down and walked over to her boyfriend who smelt her hand.

People stuck in traffic going up to the Army & Navy roundabout would have been able to see her cheeks.

It’s disgusting and unbelievable, I’d have had to have said something to her if I had my daughters there.

Good thing her daughters weren’t there or she would have got a piece of this woman’s mind eh! Or more likely she wouldn’t have had the guts to say anything and just moaned about it to a newspaper, exactly like happened here.

Let’s take a minute to talk about the date though – it sounds absolutely spectacular right? I mean they must have been off their tits to walk around in public and then take a shit in broad daylight, that’s like some serious drinking or serious meth kind of shit right? I couldn’t even contemplate taking a shit in public – how would you wipe your butt after – so she really does deserve props for not giving one single solitary fuck.

OK in all seriousness, maybe it’s not exactly my idea of a the best date ever, but it certainly sounds better than this one.