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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #44

This week’s Tinder round-up features a message every guy dreams of receiving on Tinder.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

(Click the arrows below to navigate through the slides)

andweofff

And we’re off…

wut01

No thanks

happybday1 happybday2

Well happy born day to little man/girl I guess

wellthisguyscored

Every guy’s dream message

notweirrd

That’s not weird

uvecometotherightplace

You’ve come to the right place

accuratedescription

I’d say that’s a tremendously self-aware description

lolol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wisewordsmum

Wise words… is that her mum?

whothehellputsbrasizelessthanaD

Who the hell states their bra size when it’s less than a C/D?

thatshowudoit

That’s how you do it

naileditttt

Amazing

typeofparentsidlikeotmeet

Can’t wait to meet the future in-laws

hobbies1 hobbies2

Some serious hobbies going on there

hereshopingunidoesntgotoowell

Here’s hoping uni doesn’t work out

everyonegoodgood

Everyone good? Good

apluss

A+

nuggetsondick

Sounds like a great way to end up with half-digested McNuggets all over your dick

ibetshethinsthatbioisjusthilaarious

Bet she thinks she’s absolutely hilarious

thisshouldgowell

This should end well

ouch1111

Ouch

truelove

True love right there

aaaandwedonee

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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