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Teenager Arrested For Stealing Dwarf Porn

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When it was on, I used to watch The Bill. Not once were they ever after someone who liked to steal dwarf porn and then burn the place to the ground.

I’ve never stolen anything. Hypothetically if I did decide to steal something I don’t think Sergio Seanez and I would be on the same page vis-à-vis what to steal. Yes he stole all the usual stuff like electronics, kitchen appliances and furniture but that’s not what makes this story funny. Sergio decided that after a hard night robbing he deserved something for himself – so also chose to take the victim’s dwarf porn.

If he’d just stopped after taking the normal stuff no-one would really be interested in the story. The part that confuses me is why you’d even want to steal physical copies of porn what with there being over 1.2 million years of porn available on just two sites on the Internet:Seanez Mugshot

18-year-old Sergio and his 17-year-old accomplice broke into a mobile home and took everything of value – and the midget porn – which, I assume had some sentimental value. Maybe they watched Snow White a lot as kids? After Seanez had got his loot he decided it was probably best to just set the place on fire. The victim had already lost his treasured DVDs, I imagine losing his caravan would have just been water off a duck’s back by then.

After Seanez confessed to the theft, the police obtained a search warrant and that’s where they found the “multiple DVD’s relating to Midget Pornography”. Seanez was charged with burglary, breaking and entering, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

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