The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
Here are the best from this week:
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2 weeks ago I ran into a girl I used to shag, I hadn’t seen her in 3 years. Arranged to meet at the pub I was going to on Friday so she comes and we hang out and it’s a fun night. On Saturday get a call around 11pm telling me to come over. I go and we fuck and I’m feeling amazing about myself. Anyway I completely forgot that Valentine’s was the next day and as soon as we’re done shagging she starts throwing out ideas of what we can do the next day. Let’s just say I’m a pussy and she thinks we’re boyfriend/girlfriend now