A distressed woman rang 911 recently to report to the police that her pizza didn’t have enough cheese on it. To be fair, that is a criminal injustice – cheese is an integral part of a pizza.
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Constable Geoff Higdon said that the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary was shocked to receive the call on Friday. He added:
The individual had an issue with the company she bought the pizza from, and there wasn’t enough cheese, and had approached the company and didn’t like whatever response they had given.
I’m not sure if by calling us they assumed there was some sort of action we could take, or what the situation was, but of course we advised the individual they just needed to speak with the manager of the company and not the police.
Higdon also said that a communications technician described this woman’s report as, “THE call – that one that will always stick with you as completely bizarre.”
"Sir, please do not call police to complain that your pizza did not have enough cheese on it." <— legit 😳 …Tales from our 'Comm Center.'
— Royal Newfoundland Constabulary (@RNC_PoliceNL) June 17, 2016
Not really sure why they called the woman sir – she’ll probably call them up to complain about that as well. But yeah, I get that it must be annoying as it’s a waste of valuable police time or whatever but I hardly reckon there’s all that much criminal action going down in Newfoundland and surely that call must’ve generated a few laughs.
Imagine what this woman would have done if she’d found a human testicle on her pizza.