Humans are an odd bunch, but I don’t need to tell you that I’m sure. People can become pretty obsessed with being the best at things, and a quick glance at the pages of a Guinness World Record book will confirm that for you.
Tatyana Kozhevnikova, a Russian gymnast, is the self-proclaimed owner of the strongest vagina in the world. Guinness haven’t confirmed it as far as I can tell, they leave some of the dodgier events to their own devices. The Guinness Book Of World Records is the sort of thing you buy your little nephew for Christmas after all. Sexual feats aren’t really their vibe. So although her record isn’t official, no one else seems to be attempting to claim her throne from her so that’s good enough for me.
What exactly does she mean by strongest vagina? Strongest smelling? No, certainly not. She means she can lift the largest weights, simply though muscular action alone. She’s not one of these freak show, multiple pierced and stretched genital types. She just has an awesomely strong set of internal love muscles.
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