I’m sure we’ve all got fond memories of Sylvanian Families when we were kids. The cute little forest animals that you would pretend play with while you were round your rich mate’s house (the little fuckers might’ve been cute, but they cost a bomb).
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The Twitter account forest fr1ends (which has no association with the actual Sylvanian Families brand) is here to ruin your childhood memories of these animal figurines by placing them in sinister situations ranging from sex to murder to drug abuse. I’ll never look at the chocolate rabbit family in the same way again:
just get him moved. the cops are sniffing about, plus there's no room for the ice-cream… pic.twitter.com/yqYipaucfQ
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 21, 2017
sweet jesus, it's like the elevator scene from 'the shining' down there veronica … pic.twitter.com/N25Rk78FvJ
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) January 25, 2017
these chaps and i are going to the disused canal for a chat about some money i borrowed. straight home now, and tell mummy i love her… pic.twitter.com/KOcMrpFEjK
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 2, 2017
– not had the snip yet then derek?
– the f**k you say?
– leave it dad… pic.twitter.com/s9gD7cX4GX— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 15, 2016
slow steady strokes penelope, you're not trying to throttle a f**king chicken here… pic.twitter.com/VBk1vFN2rF
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 20, 2016
jog on, dickhead… pic.twitter.com/OC4jkhl5w6
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 1, 2017
– i too dream of a time when gender inequality is but a chapter in history.
– don't try take this f**kin day away from me barry..#womensday pic.twitter.com/KveldqdkW4— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) March 8, 2017
i'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead… pic.twitter.com/Q5WSr37T08
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) March 1, 2017
and first prize goes to mr stanley with his traditionally baked honey and cocaine flapjacks… pic.twitter.com/7Fdp6MGBGa
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 26, 2017
listen with your f**king ears, my wife ordered a carton of um bongo… pic.twitter.com/7ts2AeXDrV
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 24, 2017
i can get a clean head shot from here. tonight those f**king badgers will feel my wrath… pic.twitter.com/o9mvxHi3Ku
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 10, 2017
sweet jesus, it's like the elevator scene from 'the shining' down there veronica … pic.twitter.com/N25Rk78FvJ
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) January 25, 2017
not now veronica, i'm wanking… pic.twitter.com/WolS9lqynH
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 8, 2017
so tabitha, cutting it with talcum powder will nearly double the street value of this class A shit… pic.twitter.com/OxzkmUmuZW
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 6, 2017
great, now use your whacky imaginations to tidy this f**king shit up…. pic.twitter.com/YbKJFHv9zp
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 6, 2017
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