I’m sure we’ve all got fond memories of Sylvanian Families when we were kids. The cute little forest animals that you would pretend play with while you were round your rich mate’s house (the little fuckers might’ve been cute, but they cost a bomb).

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The Twitter account forest fr1ends (which has no association with the actual Sylvanian Families brand) is here to ruin your childhood memories of these animal figurines by placing them in sinister situations ranging from sex to murder to drug abuse. I’ll never look at the chocolate rabbit family in the same way again:

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For more incredible Twitter pages, here’s Louis Theroux at his best with ‘No Context Louis’.