A book that describes the murder and torture of the Kim Kardashian family is set to be turned into a Hollywood movie.
America’s most distasteful family are the focus of a new book by author John Jetsyn Tache. Called ‘Killing Kardashian’, the plot sees a murderer, wearing a Taylor Swift mask, hunt down and kill every member of the reality TV family. I hope in the movie version they throw in Blac Chyna and Kanye West for good measure.
The 56-year-old writer, who has said that the book is revenge for ruining TV, added:
There are people in Hollywood who are livid at what has happened to the industry thanks to reality TV.
The Kardashians are killing the dramas, so they need to be killed.
It appears that many people agree – so much so that several Hollywood movie studios are bidding for the rights to turn the book into a film. I can’t wait to watch this. Seeing the Kardashians and their unbearable nasal voices getting obliterated by a bloke in a Taylor Swift mask is something I think most of us would pay good money for. I hope they get decent lookalikes to play the parts.
I’m not sure what Ray J’s up to at the moment, but maybe the movie producers should think about booking him as the murderer. There’s no doubt he’d be up for it and it would make a good plot twist. You heard it here first.