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Someone’s Invented Wine For Cats So You Never Have To Drink Alone Again

Wine for cats

Fancy a glass of MosCATo?

Are you sick and tired of cracking bottles of wine alone, crying into your glass as your cat stares at you with vacant eyes?

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Well now you don’t have to, as US company Apollo Peak have invented the world’s first cat wine. Now before you start calling the RSPCA, the drink is actually non-alcoholic so it’s not going to kill your dear little Kibbles.

So yeah, I guess you could say that technically it’s not wine, but they’ve made it using catnip, put it in a mini wine bottle and called it Pino Meow so it’s pretty much the same thing.

On the website, the company says:

Cats don’t really have a positive taste for alcohol, mainly because they tend to make bad decisions and do things they don’t necessarily remember the next morning.

All of our cat wine products have a proprietary blend that includes all-natural organically grown catnip, fresh beets and natural preservatives to help hold the taste and colour.

The product comes in two flavours – Pino Meow and Moscato – and it costs around $5 per single serve bottle. That’s even more than regular wine but I’m sure you’d only end up buying it for special occasions like the cat’s birthday or something.

Hey, here’s an idea – you could crack a bottle of Pino Meow, get one of those cat tongue things and you and your furry friend can have a weird, cuddly, boozy night in.


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