Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #127

Admit what you did.

The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box (also located under this post) – every week we’ll be posting our favourite ones.

Here are the best from this week:



A large contingent of Romanians just moved into the flat next to me. Like 10-12 of them and it’s a 2 bed flat. Should I tell someone?




I remember being 8 years old riding on the school bus and telling myself I will remember this exact moment when I’m 12, 20, 30 years old. I’ll still remember it when I’m 70, just a quiet kid staring out the window of the bus…


Girlfriend had a dream that I cheated on her and was legit mad at me for several hours….. WTF


I’ve done anal 3 times and not once has it come out cleanly. Never again.

Well done guys and gals – you’ve done us proud. Well, maybe not proud. But thanks for submitting and if your confession didn’t feature, don’t sweat it – just submit a better one next time.

Get involved and submit your confession(s) directly below this post – see you next week. (Scroll all the way down).


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