Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #126

Admit what you did.

The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box (also located under this post) – every week we’ll be posting our favourite ones.

Here are the best from this week:


My girlfriend and I got home last night after being in Crete on holiday. We killed a gram of coke and stayed up till 5am playing Wii bowling. It was a fun night.


Women commentating on men’s football makes me irrationally angry

GG Pangs

I never have morning sex because my boyfriend has the worst morning breath known to man.



kiwi b dubs

I purposely used the word ‘manpower’ to trigger a green-haired feminazi in class the other day. Worked a charm!


I’ve been in a serious dry patch with women for the past year, to the point where I can’t even bring myself to approach one because I keep thinking “what’s the point?” Gonna head out this weekend and just talk to as many of them as I can to break out of this. Life’s too short to be scared.

Well done guys and gals – you’ve done us proud. Well, maybe not proud. But thanks for submitting and if your confession didn’t feature, don’t sweat it – just submit a better one next time.

Get involved and submit your confession(s) directly below this post – see you next week. (Scroll all the way down).




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