The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
Here are the best from this week:
(Use your arrow keys/slide on mobile to view confessions).
When I was 14 I confronted the school bully who had been picking on my sister. He grabbed me by the shirt and threw me so hard into the wall that my shoes went flying off. He got expelled after that so in a roundabout way I was still kinda the hero.