Dude? What did I just say? Yes, I’m sure Fiddy Cent would be well chuffed with your shirt off/shades/glock/hat combo but there’s a calendar with a rabbit wearing a hat in the fucking background. Get a fucking grip man.

Here’s Mr Comb-Forward, we’ve met him before, he seems nice, but once again, he’s fallen at the same hurdle. Snoopy can’t and never will be double hard. It is not in his nature. So if you are a proud owner of snoopy memorabilia, and you display it on your wall, and you have a comb forward haircut which no one else in the world has ever done before (just fucking shave it dude) then you can not and will never be feared. Piece out or not. Plum.