Rock Out With Your Beard Out

the beards

If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two mums.

the beards

So it seems beards are taking over the world lately, and here to spread the word is the Australian rock band called appropriately “The Beards”. They were formed in 2005 to the present and sing folk rock music along with comedy aspects. Even each of the members names promote this cause with names such as:  Johann Beardraven, John Beardman JR, Nathaniel Beard  and Facey McStublington.

They’ve released songs such as:

“If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two mums.”

“I’m in the mood for..beards.”

“You should consider having sex with a bearded man.”

“No beard. No good.”

“Beards don’t kill people, people with beards kill people.”

The band first started off as a joke with the intentions of a one time performance but fans demanded more beard action and thus “The Beards” were born. Check out the video below as they confront the truly soul-less people who do not have beards and even go as far as to question a swan.

“Hey swanny! Call yourself a swan? Ya fuckhead! Wheres your beard?!”

Good show gentlemen. Viva la beard revolution.

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