Forget the grimy video for Pour It Up, or that really weird one of her farting in the bathtub recently — Rihanna just took the raunchiness to another level with the video for what is truly her shittest song to date:
That is literally one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard and that’s no exaggeration. That video though? Nailed it. We all have a fantasy about being tied up and tortured by Rihanna, don’t we? Men and women alike. That’s why people like Rihanna even though her music has been terrible recently — because she knows all anyone wants from her is to get violent and freaky in her videos and she delivers that every time.
On the strength of this one though I reckon Charlie Sheen better stop Tweeting mean stuff at her.