Another day, another bunch of dumb revelations from Prince Harry’s now notorious new autobiography ‘Spare’, this time detailing when he used to sneak out to the supermarket and overhear random members of the public talking about him and his sexuality.

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Without further ado, here’s the latest stupid passage from the 500 page tome:

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I used to wear a disguise comprised of a law baseball cap and loose coat.

I would run along the aisles at warp speed, grabbing salmon fillets, yoghurt, Granny Smith apples, bananas and crisps.

Once I got to the checkouts, I found myself near the news racks containing every British tabloid and magazine, and half the front pages and magazine covers were photos of my family.

More than once I watched customers read about me, overheard them debating me.

In 2015 I overheard them frequently discussing whether or not I’d ever marry.

Whether or not I was happy.

Whether or not I might be gay.

I was always tempted to tap them on the shoulder . . . ‘Ello.

What a story that would have been hey? Probably more interesting and noteworthy than this latest revelation of him doing pretty much nothing once again.

Only ever so slightly though because this story really is useless. He was born into wealth and fame – get over it already and stop complaining about it your whole entire life, it’s not exactly that bad is it?

Anyway, I know that a lot of these stories have been kind of funny because they’re so lame and stupid, but I’ve gotta say that I actually feel for people that have bought this book having to wade through all this drivel. If they actually spent money on the book though, chances are that they’re probably absolutely loving it. People in this country are so weird.

For more of the same, check out when Prince Harry lied about getting an XBox for his birthday one year. What the hell was the point of that?