This Portable Pizza Pouch Is The Pizza Lover’s Must-Have Fashion Accessory For 2015

If you’re about that pizza life then this is for you.

Sometimes you just need to carry a spare slice of pizza with you wherever you go, and what better way than to have it hanging round your neck?

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Here’s the product description via Stupidiotic where you can pick one of these up for $8 (£5):

No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.

BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.


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So if you’ve been reading Sick Chirpse for a while you know that we’re interested in anything to do with pizza. We’ve got pizza blogs coming out of our ears and we give out free pizza via Twitter on Sundays. No one’s more about that pizza life than we are.

That being said, I’m really not sure about this portable pizza pouch. Firstly pizza is hardly ever saved, it’s just eaten right there on the spot. Plus I can see things getting a bit messy trying to fit your pizza into this plastic pouch and then take it out again without getting sauce all over yourself. Don’t get me wrong I’d wear this as a fashion accessory (duh) but I’d just leave the pizza in there and not eat it.

If you’re a pizza obsessive like us, check out this list of weird customers one pizza delivery girl had to deal with throughout her career.


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